The Lower Deadhorse Fall Festival Nonchalant Balancing Competition of 1892

"I can do this. I can DO this. Good god, I've been up here 311 of the last 321 years. It should come easy to me. Just...need.......to focus."

Edward and Higgins

Yes, I will protect you. Always. Put your little hand in mine and know you are safe. Safe as planets in their orbits, safe as mitochondria nestled inside a cell, safe as the double helix configuration of a DNA strand, safe as a world without end. Or....wait.

The Harshound Sisters

Elegia and Epithia Harshound were sisters, at least in name, though their genetics differed to an extent unbeknownst to all save Mrs. Harshound. Luckly for her, DNA was still but a mystery, and her secret remained safe from all. While Elegia was the golden child--smart, beautiful and talented though tragically stoic and unable to smile, Epithia was the dreamer--the one who had an active and most creative mind. They are seen here with accompanying spirit animals--for Elegia, a giant grasshopper named Gareth, and for Epitheia, a beautiful, black crow she called Drear.

My New Website - Take a peep!

I'm finally quite satisfied with this little website I've created to showcase all of my goodies in one spot. Check out www.haggisvitae.com/ and take a look at my paintings, photographs, illustrations, artist trading cards and other assorted strangnesses. Also, while there, find links to my flickr, my Etsy store, my biography and a special place to contact me with any questions, comments or inquiries.

Go visit, please! I'd be so thrilled to have you all take a look. www.haggisvitae.com/